A day without sunshine is, well, night.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Latest survey show that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges...
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
When you go to court, you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
